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I buy a 12 - 14 ounce wide-mouthed bottle of fruit juice to take with me on the trail. It's always gone in the first hour, and after that, I have my pee bottle.
No way I'd ever confuse it with my playpus bladder system, even blindfolded, 3/4 asleep, in the dark - which is my usual condition when my Vagus nerve wakes me up.
Handling and operating this unusual system within the confines of a sleeping bag does take some getting used to. You don't want to have an accident inside your warm, dry down-filled cucoon. You will have to live with the results until the next available bag washing. Drips are bad enough; God forbid a spill! Brings a whole new meaning to "Get a grip".
My wife gets sooooooooo jealous. Self-preservation kicks in and I force myself to stiffle any pending smirk or laugh as she struggles out of her bag into the cold, wet night. Usually, I pretend I'm still asleep and can not see her scowl or hear her curse.
It's nice to know we guys have at least ONE real advantage over the double X chromosomes.
Edited by wandering_bob on 10/27/2005 16:39:50 MDT.
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