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A half-eaten slice. Ants swarm the cold, greasy plate. A suicide note. - anonymous
The ceiling fan turns. The loaf sweats ominously. Time is running out. - anonymous
SPAM glistens pinkly; Cat taps it with wary paw To see if it's dead. - anonymous
Does SPAM contain tongues? When you eat it, does it taste you as you taste it? --Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
Leaning to kiss her, Smelling her breath, I thought of Love and luncheon loaf. --Rex Jones, rex@uis.msstate.edu
SPAM frying in lard The whir of the kitchen fan Summer of my youth --Linda
Split the SPAM atom Enormous pink mushroom cloud World covered in pork --Tom Elliott, Tosh@Werple.mira.net.au
Driving with Ute friends. Miles of silence pass before, "Price of SPAM is up." - anonymous
Formless spawn of pork, Leers with gelatinous gaze, Taunting my lean soul. --William Bradford, tslug@peak.org
If Hormel branched out With new meat types, we might see Spicken, Spish, or Speef. --Tom Elliott, Tosh@Werple.mira.net.au
Roseate pork slab How you quiver on my spork! Radiant light, gelled. --L. Sheahen, lsheahen@nas.edu
"A SPAM murder, Holmes? Whither the murder weapon?" "Alimentary." --Ken Zuroski, zuroski@cmu.edu
What a mockery-- Lettuce and fruits surround SPAM. Why gild the lily? --L. Sheahen, lsheahen@nas.edu
Eat or be eaten. With SPAM, you can never be sure who is winning. --Ben Hitz, hitz@cumbnd.bioc.columbia.edu
Fuchsia and chartreuse The breakfast of champions SPAM and Mountain Dew --Bill Turner, turnerwj@muohio.edu
SPAM SHAM arrested for "Incitement to Haiku" and "Contempt of Pork." --Rory, son of mickman
In Shakespeare's SPAMlet: Shouts at Ophelia, "Get thee to a cannery." --Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
Old retired jocks to star in ads for new SPAM Lite. "Tastes filling!" "Less great!" --Bob Roberds, broberds@ix.netcom.com
New brand: Chia SPAM. Meat and greens in every bite. Hormel, we'd buy it! --Bruce D. Sidlinger, Bruce@Sidlinger.COM
O'er black bubbling vat, Snout, ears, feet, and fat. This, that. Witches cackle, "SPAM!" --William Routhier, routhier@cybercom.net
Queasy, greasy SPAM Slithers without propulsion Across a white plate. --sarahb@lamar.colostate.edu
Patio slime trails Are not from snails but anxious SPAMs seeking escape. --Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
Churchill on SPAM: "A riddle wrapped in a myst'ry wrapped in some pink gel.". --Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
Evita eats a slab of SPAM, sings "Don't Cry For Me, Minnesota." --Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
See http://web.mit.edu/people/jync/spam/archive.html
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