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Still in the news and in our minds. As the 2nd of 4 generations of Boy Scouts (my own Eagle- and Scoutmaster-father, my Eagle-Scout Uncles, various Star-, Life- and Eagle-scout cousins and myself, Eagle-scout nephews, and First-cous... |
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Re: Anything but... I'm definitely unclear whether it is raw brains that attract zombies or if cooked brains would be an attractant as well. |
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Re: Re: Jokes don't humor people. Punchlines humor people. >Prize? >At least we're not having a flame war about gun control? Exactly. Thread drift is not always a bad thing. |
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Re: Re: You know you're an ultralighter when... . . . you start calculating the cascade of savings from amputating an arm - 8 pounds of arm, plus all the left sleeves on your puffy and wind shirt plus one glove, and you can now reduce the girth ... |
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Re: You know you're an ultralighter when... . . .you epoxy toothbrush bristles onto your pinkie fingernail to save the weight of have any toothbrush handle. Similarly, you let your thumbnail grow out and file it into a spork knowing that ... |
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You know you're an ultralighter when... . . .you sleep in your business suit - immediately ready to start a new day at the office. If it's a cold day, you wrap your bedspread around yourself for the commute in to work. |
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You know you're an ultralighter when... you tell your date, "We HAVE to eat at Taco Bell, their sporks are 0.3 grams lighter than El Pollo Loco's." |
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You know you're an ultralighter when... you equip your kitchen by dumpster diving at the recycling center. |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jokes don't humor people. Punchlines humor people. Jerry's got it - Nixon resigned effective the next day at noon on August 9, 1974. He was on Air Force flying to California at noon, Ford took his oath of office back in DC, and that jet plane ... |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Jokes don't humor people. Punchlines humor people. Next clue: Checkers. |
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